My Side of the Street

I read two funny sayings today. They both apply to me in one way or another and both of them made me laugh out loud.

A friend's status on Facebook: I am feeling like it is a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear.

A comment from a friend about a 'co-worker' that she isn't seeing eye to eye with: she can keep crazy on her side of the street.

I'm feeling a couple of t-shirts coming on!